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What are some ways to masterbate with household things

What are some ways to masterbate with household things

The fridge is full of cool items. The obvious cucumbers, carrots. The feeling of them cold is very nice : Popsicles work but get them wet first or they tend to stick in all the wrong places. Bananas are also good but size matters and if you peel them just know they squish and break and get very messy.

Candles work great. We have some in a centerpiece in our dining room that can go in both places and then when they are lit and you are having dinner it is cool to remember where they were before :

The arms of chairs are also great to straddle and rock on. Some people I babysit for have these awesome chairs in their kitchen with chrome armrests that just rock. They are cold at first and then warm as you press against them.

I also like to straddle bottled water that is cold or slightly frozen. The bottle needs to be firm though. Sam Choice Clear American works great. Black Cherry flavor and you can drink it after.

The wii remote is also an awesome toy. Besides the obvious it is cool to try and play some of the games that require motion with it in you : Aghain later when you play the game regular like with other you can remember where things have been.

There are also fun things you can do with regular kids toys. Light sabers are fun, so are toy guns and rockets.

Kitchen utensils work well too. I like the ones with the big soft handles like the Kitchen Aide ones and those OXO brands.

Wine bottles are cool too, and I like them to be cold. They work better than beer or pop bottles cuz they don have such rough caps. The cork with wax is easier to insert. They also have cool shapes from narrow, long and tapered to shorter and widen faster. Be careful though if you pick them out for bottle shape cuz the wine may not be so good.

If someone in your family plays golf, you can use the handles of the clubs too. They aren real thick but its still a naughty feeling and is good for variety.

If you like sort of weird feelings you can use a turkey baster. Be sure to do this when you are either in the bath tub or by the sink. You fill it will really cold or really warm water and then well you squirt the water in at the right moment. It a rush but is is best to be close to ready when you start or the water gets back to room temp.

Massaging shower heads, hot tub jets and bath tub spouts are all obvious. You can also use some shampoo tubes and new tubes of toothpaste. Cap end first though obviously LOL

In the den or office you can use the arm of a chair again to straddle and rock, you can try as many pens and pencils as you can fit, and we have a real cool letter opener that has a perfect handle for insertion purposes.

Well, that is a good start anyways. :

For the male, well its been a while for me but I just shaved again tonight and I wish I had a 24 oz. corona bottle. they work great because they have a smooth top and the form of it gets bigger then a little smaller then even bigger. the bottom of the bottle is like the size of a small fist. and once you get down that far it sure is a ride. Oh ya, you can stand the bottle up and squat over it. Its almost like the real thing. and you can even put something inside of it like some type of sex oil.

there is nothing like having something inside you as you masterbate at the same time, right before you climax push on your taint meat and pump it so you can activate the male GSpot.

OK when I was younger I first used a stiff stuffed animal and rubbed it on my clit 7 years old. Lol it just happened to be a horse. Later I graduated to markers in side my pussy and then small screw drivers, handle end. I tried my fingers and had our German Shepard lay on top of me over the blanket. I only did that once to my recollection. I felt dirty and have no desire to try anything else with an animal. 910 years old. I had a marching baton and One day I stuck the small side in me, I was tight and it took some getting use to but finally I could slide it in and out with eminence pleasure. I started to use my feet to slide it back and fourth so I could rub my clit with my fingers. 12 years old. It wasnt long before I turned it around and was using the larger end. Around 14 I found a stone wear bowl with a WIDE handle, soo good. I used it until one day it fell off the bed, : and broke. On the computer while baby sitting I found Swinger pics of the couple I was sitting for. That is where I learned about the shower head. My new best friend at 15 or 16. By 17 I had discovered the candle stick, now adays the thicker the better, and had long since been rubbing my clit on the smooth and cool edge of our tub. I never got around to the veggies cause I was soon introduced to vibrators and THEN the real thing, a dick. In the years since I have used a hammer, a plunger, hotcold and frozen water bottles, hairspray cans, toothpaste tubes, vacuum cleaners, vacuum cleaner handle, kids toyscountless, hairbrush, remote controls, whisk both ends, wine bottles, electric tooth brushes, steering wheel, gear shifter, toilet seaton clitcleaned, tripod, gulf balls and the best ever, my bed posts, OMG Im creaming my panties just thinking about it. And now I sell sex toys so the would is at my finger tips. I love using the 7 1/2 very thick dildo with the suction base. I can use it any where. MMMM so good. I also like to drive out in the middle of no where and stick it to the hood of my car and ride it like no tomorrow, such a fucking thrill. Use it in the shower, coffee table, kitchen table/chairs/counter, anywhere with a slick surface. If my hubbys not home I know where the toys are. fuck man Im am about to fuck SOMETHING right now. my fucking clit is throbbing.

When I was a teenager I was constantly on the look out for new tools. I have always loved masturbation. I tried a vacuum cleaner a few times, I can remember if I ever got much pleasure from it. I hollowed out a hole in a melon and fucked that. I used an electric back massager. I sit, in the days before internet porn, with my mother woman magazines, desperately finding the sexiest lingerie ads. It would take a while for me to cum, the massager becomes a bit numbing after a while! I was so desperate to find new thrills I even managed, lying on my back with my feet pressed against the wall, to suck my own cock. At first I could only get to my foreskin by stretching it to my outstretched tongue but after a few days of trying it every day I could get the whole head in my mouth. It felt so exciting, it felt so wrong but it did feel very good. I had a really sore back afterwards and I have only tried it a couple of times since because I was a bit worried that I might hurt myself! Really!! I only mention it because, in my teenage quest for household masturbation aids, my own mouth turned out to be the ultimate pleasure. I love receiving blow jobs but that felt really special because it seemed so dirty!!

I like to get completely naked and lay on my bed with my legs spread far apart then I like my fingers and tap my clit a few times until it begins to slowly get swollen its starts to pulsate then I grab my body massager and turn it on low and place it on my clit and rotate my hips slowly round and round up and down and start increasing the pressure on my tiny little pink button until I start breathing heavier and heavier I can feel my body tingeling until I explode in pleasure I can feel how my cum drips slowly out of my perfectly shaved pussy : try it while reading or watch something hot and sexy I prefer to watch girls playing with eachother and eating eachother out Im 18 and I jst figured out how to orgasm so I cnt get enough of it I try it all the time now

OK when I was younger I first used a stiff stuffed animal and rubbed it on my clit 7 years old. Lol it just happened to be a horse. Later I graduated to markers in side my pussy and then small screw drivers, handle end. I tried my fingers and had our German Shepard lay on top of me over the blanket. I only did that once to my recollection. I felt dirty and have no desire to try anything else with an animal. 910 years old. I had a marching baton and One day I stuck the small side in me, I was tight and it took some getting use to but finally I could slide it in and out with eminence pleasure. I started to use my feet to slide it back and fourth so I could rub my clit with my fingers. 12 years old. It wasnt long before I turned it around and was using the larger end. Around 14 I found a stone wear bowl with a WIDE handle, soo good. I used it until one day it fell off the bed, : and broke. On the computer while baby sitting I found Swinger pics of the couple I was sitting for. That is where I learned about the shower head. My new best friend at 15 or 16. By 17 I had discovered the candle stick, now adays the thicker the better, and had long since been rubbing my clit on the smooth and cool edge of our tub. I never got around to the veggies cause I was soon introduced to vibrators and THEN the real thing, a dick. In the years since I have used a hammer, a plunger, hotcold and frozen water bottles, hairspray cans, toothpaste tubes, vacuum cleaners, vacuum cleaner handle, kids toyscountless, hairbrush, remote controls, whisk both ends, wine bottles, electric tooth brushes, steering wheel, gear shifter, toilet seaton clitcleaned, tripod, gulf balls and the best ever, my bed posts, OMG Im creaming my panties just thinking about it. And now I sell sex toys so the would is at my finger tips. I love using the 7 1/2 very thick dildo with the suction base. I can use it any where. MMMM so good. I also like to drive out in the middle of no where and stick it to the hood of my car and ride it like no tomorrow, such a fucking thrill. Use it in the shower, coffee table, kitchen table/chairs/counter, anywhere with a slick surface. If my hubbys not home I know where the toys ore. fuck man Im am about to fuck SOMETHING right now. my fucking clit is throbbing.

If you take your little sisters barbies, or other dolls, into your bed, and paint their faces a creamy white with your penis, that is the ULTIMATE taboo sex act! It feels sooo good, though. Its very sneaky, and risky, and the wrong thing to do, but it feels sooo right! Imagine your sister asleep. You sneak into her room, smuggle her best dolly into your room, and then you go off on the doll! You cum and cum and cum all over the doll. You sex the doll up all night. You drain your penis of all its spunk onto the dolls face, and wait till you refresh. Then you do it again and again! Ahhhhh its beautiful!